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A shitty ass school where a lot of kids think it’s the coolest place ever when it’s really not. Too much diversity, full of lame ass nerds, girls who think they’re pretty when they’re pigs, and boys who are unloyal as shit.
“Oh my god, Rosa International Middle School is so fun and exciting!”
“Dude, that’s a funny ass joke.”
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A small, insignificant little shithole town on the side of Interstate 40 in New Mexico. Here you can be greeted by a wide variety of rundown hotels, gas stations, and trailer parks. The city is known as the city of "Natural Cesspools." The local populace revolves around the talentless and retarded high school football team.
The local population worships and provides frequent human sacrifices of newborn infants to their "Park Lake" (this is also to encourage tourism, without which the people would go without food for lack of fast-food-eateries). The population has found a feasible way to meet the demand of these sacrifices by turning to the female teenagers of the ancient High School to crap out babies like nobodies business.
As a side-note, most inhabitants wish to be born of African-American decent (and speak as Tyler-Perry rejects to satisfy this fantasy)
also see shit, gay, poophole, Lesbians, shiny things, anus, conceded, FOOTBALL!!!!!
If passing through New Mexico and along route 66 and you come to a sign that reads "Santa Rosa", it is advised to quickly roll up your window as to avoid filling your lungs with noxious gas (turn off your gaydar as it may explode from overloading).
Tourist one: "Look honey!.... a lake!"
Tourist two: "What's that floating there in the distance?"
Tourist one: "What is it?"
Tourist two: "I believe its..."
Tourist one: "A what dear?"
Tourist two: "Well I believe It's a stink pickle"
Tourist one: "Santa Rosa, New Mexico is so lovely"
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Located in Santa Rosa, this Junior College(also known to locals as the 'JC') is where people go when they don't have enough money for a university or just have no life goals in general. Students find everything about this Junior college to be nice... except the part when they realize they are in a Junior College.
Professor: So Max, its your senior year, where does a young, bright man like yourself have in plan for the upcoming year.
Max: Oh, well I think I'm going to take some classes at the Santa Rosa Junior College and maybe get a part time job.
Professor: All of my work-- Wasted! Get out!
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a dramatic ass novela only hispanics watch usually available on telemundo and univision (very hispanic channels)
people walking up the stairs normally :
la rosa de guadalupe : random ass person falls on the stairs
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All around awesome high school famous for its artistically talented students. While many are drawn to SRHS for the ArtQuest program, there are plenty of "normal" students who aren't artistic and don't take any of those specialty classes. It was chartered in 1874. With over 2,000 students, it's the largest school in town.
Outstanding career programs include the agricultural, auto shop, wood shop, metal shop, and CISCO networking classes. There is also a full selection of Honors and AP classes.
SRHS offers many sports throughout the year, and competes in the NBL, NCS Division 1. While the school's recent football winning streak hasn't been too good, the team got a new coach and the future looks bright. Doug Courtemarche has coached state and national cross country/track champions and Olympians during his twenty years at SRHS. Many great athletes started at this school, so don't listen to people who say SRHS is for art and not for sports.
SRHS is the most diverse school in the city, and everyone can find their own niche here. Come join us. Learn the fight song. Start a club. Play a sport. And remember, once a Panther, always a Panther.
Santa Rosa High School Panther ArtQuest Art Quest
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She is one of the best people ever tbh. she was my first wife . One of the people I can actually call a best friend. No matter how much we might get along on something or not *cough cough metallica* she is still a very smart kind and sarcastic person but most of all my friend.
Who was your first wife -?
Sofia de la rosa
Are you proud ?
Why wouldn't I be its her
Sophia de la rosa is amazing .
Oh yes mammi rosa parks middle school