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Not for those who can't live dangerously. Eating a fortune cookie whole, fortune and all, thus causing your fortune to come true without knowing what it is, you are playing roulette with your fortune.
Co-Worker 1: Did you see what Jeff just did?
Co-Worker 2: No, what happened?
Co-Worker 1: He just played Chinese Roulette at our christmas party.
Co-Worker 2: Wow, that dude lives dangerously.
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The deadly game of loading the fallopian tubes with one's sperm before and/or after others will do the same. Takes a minimum of three players (at least one female), but there is no maximum amount of players so invite your friends. There are no winners in this game, just one loser. The loser must pay child support for 18 years. Rules enforced by federal law.
Ted: Lauren invited us all over for a game of pregnancy roulette last night. It only lasted about 30 minutes and I was pretty surprised her boyfriend was down to play and pretty surprised he called last.
Mike: Nice man, so who lost?
Ted: Dunno yet, we are all winners for the next 9 months.
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A "birth control" method which is essentially unprotected sex primarily practiced within Latin American ethnicities and Catholic religious denominations. The rhythm method.
Person one: Why does Maria have so many kids?
Person two: Mexican Roulette!
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Selecting a movie from your Netflix queue at random, and watching it regardless of the result. This works best with the instant streaming feature on an XBox or PS3, where holding a button can shuffle past titles at a rapid rate, but is also possible on a home computer or even by mail.
A: I can't decide what to watch. Wanna go with Netflix Roulette?
B: Yeah, sure, I guess. Just hold the right trigger and see what it lands on--
A: Oh cool, something called Human Centipede. I wonder what it's about?
B: Let's find out!
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"Slatna roulette" is a is a involuntarily lethal game of chance in which a player enters city of Rogaลกka Slatina and has a risk of getting his ass beat.
Or not.
You never know.
Or do you?
John: "Stan, how was you vacation in Rogaลกka?"
Stan: "Great. Although I was constantly nervous since I came into the city."
John: "How come?"
Stan: "I don't know. Somehow I had a feeling that everyone wants to kick my ass, although they were smiling to me a lot."
John: "Oh. Tourist agency didn't inform you, right?"
Stan: "Inform me what?"
John: "I believe you got away nicely. You participated in a game of Slatna roulette."
Spunk roulette is played where you and 5 other friends all jizz into a cup and mix it into one sauce. You then proceed to roofie a girl and impregnate her with the mystery sludge. Each friend leaves dna evidence that they were at the scene and the loser will be announced in 9 months as a registered sex offender for the rest of their life after the police dna test the baby.
My friends and I played spunk roulette last year and now Thomas is a registered sex offender in the state of Alabama
When Jordan is have a wank but then Mia joins in. The game changes so each of them get a pull on the penis until Jordan explodes, Mia is left with the mess.
I recently done the Jordan roulette.