Sailor Jerry's Rum

A beautiful dark Caribbean rum blended with vanilla and lime. Granted its name after the famous tattooist Norman Collins who invented the recipe.

Dude 1: You ever had Sailor Jerry's Rum?

Dude 2: Yeah! Strong! But goes down smooth!

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Rum-Term Memory

The memory erasing ability that rum has causes one to have "Rum-Term Memory"

Jim and Rod are on the golf course. Rod askes Jim "what did you get on that hole?" Jim replies "Hmmm...I dont remember all my strokes. Must be I have Rum-Term Memory".

Big Red Rum

A delectable concoction made by mixing Big Red with rum, simple as that.

Sam: I'm going to call it...Big Red Rum.

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Why rum gone?

Question asked when confused about the disappearance of rum. Taken from Pirates of the Carribean.

"Why rum gone?"
"Because it's a foul smelling drink that turns the noblest man into a dishonourable pirate."
"But why's the rum gone?"

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Sunny-D and rum

An alcoholic beverage consisting of half-and-half Sunny Delight and your favorite rum.

Sunny-D and rum
Yum yum
It's a flavor I just thought of
It's so good I can't get enough
Woah Sunny-D and rum
Yum yum

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Rum and coke boys

The rum and coke boys are a despicable gang located in the Hyde park area of Boston. They are a group of prolific bastards. They drink to excess and play tennis all day long while blaring the most inappropriate rap music. I made the mistake of walking home alone one night and saw them dancing in a circle throwing up gang signs. I was horrified. A member then approached me and asked me for a cigarette. Before I could answer He proceeded to vomit uncontrollably on my left thigh. I still have nightmares to this day about that night. The rum and coke boys need to be stopped before more people are victimized.

Person 1: you hear about the rum and coke boys?

Person 2: what did they do this time?

Person 1: they kidnapped my mothers bearded dragon and threw it off a bridge.

Person 2: that’s just sick. they need to be stopped.

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why is the rum gone?

1) A question used when one wants to know why the rum has gone
2) A very funny line used by Johnny Depp in the most recent pirates of the carribean when he plays Jack Sparrow.

Johnny Depp says "why is the rum gone?" then falls over.

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