saddle gravy

The sweat in your ass crack.

It was so hot I had some mad saddle gravy going on.

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Rotten Saddle

A situation in which the area between a person's genitals and anus become sweaty, swollen, enlarged, and/or generally disgusting.

Mike: Dude, it's hot as fuck here in New Orleans.

Steve: I know, man. I'm fighting a serious case of rotten saddle.

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Wet Saddle

A sex position involving role-play where the female is on all fours and the male is riding her back, whacking her ass, and pulling on her hair (like a horse tack) just like a horse.

Friend: "How was sex last night?"
you: "it was like a wet saddle."
Friend: "So you rode her like a horse!?"

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straddle saddle

The facial (mustache) area of a man which provides the best seat for a woman tto straddle his face and have the ride of her life !

Him:Hey gorgeous how bout a ride on the ol straddle saddle ?

Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!

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The Saddle Club

An Australian tv program about a group of girls who enjoy horse riding together

The collective noun for a group of "hoes" and/or a group of females who enjoy being "on top"

Stevie: Apparently Veronica went for a ride last night
Lisa: Should we include her in the Saddle Club?

Carole: Veronica hooked up with both Max and Jack this week
Jess: I heard she rode them til midnight... She's definitely part of the Saddle Club

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Blazing Saddles

Denotes extreme and unbearable heat. As in, the type of heat only found within the southern recesses of Hades.

You: Dog, its like 90 degrees!
Me: It Blazing Saddles!

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sex saddle

When you put a miniature daddy saddle on your partners cock and ride as either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl

My uncle and I are gonna use the sex saddle tonight! Yee-haw!

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