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A Pocket Sage is a character in Valorant (sage) who when is a Pocket Sage will not focus on getting kills but will only heal you and not let you die.
Marco: Can I be your Pocket Sage
Charlotte: Sure baby
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What Naruto calls Jiraiya-sensei during his moments of sexual perversion and doing his research for his new book Come Come Pardise.
See Come Come Paradise
Naruto: Hey pervy sage! Stop looking at the girls, get over here, and help me with my training!
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One who is constantly trying to impress others by posting philosophical/deep quotes, analogies, or theories as their facebook status even though everyone else knows that these quotes don't mean anything to them.
Status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn't have time to continuously update their status.
Biancas facebook status: People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
Rachel (having read Biancas status): pfhhh, Bianca is so bored all day, she's become a status sage. That girl doesn't give two hoots about 'inner beauty'... *roll eyes*
Street is the troll sage. He has news from the north. Troll sage always has a cool story, bro.
Kid: I'm gonna CD KEY BAN U
Troll sage: SAGE
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When playing an RPG, the magician or healer of the party goes up to a monster, then begins casting a spell, only to be interrupted infinitely. Named after the two siblings Genis and Raine Sage, from Tales of Symphonia.
Really Raine? You're just gonna walk up to Yggdrasill and then use ressurection? You have a really bad case of sage syndrome"
To affirm something wisely, as portrayed by nodding is a sagely manner.
A:
"And once we hack into NORAD, we'll control the world?"
B:
"Exactly." *sage nod*
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The hottest female pornstar I've ever seen. Not much is known about her, except that she's latin, you can see most of her only on the internet, she does alot of lesbian scenes, and few male scenes on camera. She also does porno graphic photo shoots more than actual movies. Which means you'll more likely to see galleries instead of movies.
OMG! Have you seen Adriana Sage's new video? She's getting screwed by a dyke with a mask and a strap on! w00t!
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