Black Salami

a black man with a huge dick which gives him the name "Black Salami"

Gabe sucked black salami the other day

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baby salami

The name given to him by baby mary. A verb used to describe an absolute nitwit who cannot spell a single word on this planet. Commonlly says people have "Raybees"

Wow look at dumb baby salami, I wonder if he has downs syndrome?

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Salami mommy

A trans/futa woman of buxom nature

Greg: “ a salami mommy railed me “
Dave: “nice bro

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salami hider

Any man looking for a sex partner.

He's not interested in a relationship; he's just a salami hider looking to hide the salami!

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folding salami

When a man tries to hide hides his penis in his own asshole.

Hey did you see Tom folding salami in the bathroom this morning?

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Slapped Salami

To slap your salami is to whip out your salami and then get a nice,wet ,strong, slippery, moist grip on it and slide your hand up and down to the beat of "We are number one" until you see mayonaise come out the tip then spread it across your burger buns and ram your salami meat in the bun slot in the middle add condiments on top and put it deep and deeper down your nice, wet, moist throat until more mayonnaise comes out.

My slapped salami is so hard right now.

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Harami Salami

A way to jokingly say haram, not actually used to refer to haram salami.

A: “This has pork fat in it”
B: “harami salami”

A: “I haven’t prayed yet”
B: “you harami salami, go pray”

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