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Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.
"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."
When a man or woman gets slapped across the face with another mans limp penis like a hungry bear does during a salmon spawning feeding frenzy
She really wanted round two last night, but I had to unleash the aggressive salmon
The end product of cooking salmon in a fucking dishwasher.
Bob: "Hey, should I cook up some salmon in the dishwasher for dinner later?"
Rod: "Don't nobody want that dishwasher salmon, motherfucker!"
The action of sneaking up behind an unsuspecting individual and then inserting one hand between that person's knees and then slapping the insides of their legs while traveling upwards, mimicking a salmon swimming upstream.
Hey bro, can you video this dudes face while I dish him up a sneaky salmon.
The ripe smell of fresh sex that took place in a hot car or a hot room.
This room smells like hot salmon. Who’s been fucking in here?
I just fucked Rachel in the backseat before picking up my mom at work. She could smell hot salmon as soon as she got in.
I don’t know why but my uncles house always smells like hot salmon.
very similiar to the flailing salmon but the sex is anal rather than vaginal.
After years of perfecting the Flailing Salmon, Jim finally got up enough nerve to try the Sockeye Salmon. He dropped more loads than UPS.
a particularly stinky vagina that you get a whiff of when the occupant of the reeker walks past, it tends to remind the smeller of slippery salmon making their way downsteam to the mating grounds via a salmon shute.
pwhoar did you smell her slippery salmon shute