table saw

A combination of the terms table, meaning a horizontal plane on which to engage in coitus, and saw, being an acronym for "Short and Wide". The meaning is to engage in sexual intercourse with an obese midget, doing so on a table.

Woah dude, do you hear about Austin doing the table saw?

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Sawed off

The act of beating someones ass in any type of automotive race. Commonly used to describe street races in witch you blow the other driver away. can also be used as sawing off, getting sawed ect...

That STI owner talked a lot but I just sawed him off.

I cant believe that civic wagon is sawing me off.

Man, Your RX-7 didn't stand a chance against that Vette, you just got sawed off.

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Saw-Weet!

Well, uh, the cool way to say 'sweet'

'That was fucking Sawwww-weet!

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Saw-rah

hard to the core

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liver saw

(n); tool used to steal people's livers to replace their own, usually done by alcoholics.

Dirty Dave used a liver saw to snaggle Beasle's liver.

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See-sawing

The 69 for the obese

For people who are so fat they cannot reach each others genitals, so have to rock in a see-sawing motion in order to complete the act, giving each other oral sex, taking turns

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saw log

a extremely long and round turd, usually found in the shithouse.

Ewwwww, My sister left a saw log in the shitter.

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