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When having sex on the beach and the man gets his dick wet and dips it in sand and then forcefully inserts it into her pussy causing her to screech.
"Dude i just gave this chick the screeching seagull"
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The type of business where your boss hovers around the office, takes the good ideas for himself/herself, and shits on every other idea you have.
I'm tired of this seagull management! I want to be able to use my OWN ideas for MYSELF.
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Someone who is grumpy and pisses off at nearly everyone and everything, all day everyday.
Damn. Jacey is being such a salty seagull today. It's probably because John dumped her last week.
An act in which a firefighter (typically of the North American coastal variety) deliberately soils his class “B” uniform shirt with a white substance of some kind, eg. cake frosting or penile ejaculate.
This disgruntled act of passive aggressive behavior is typically displayed at morning briefing and in response to a superior officer’s request to don the appropriate uniform attire when the overworked employee returns to the station after responding to a deluge of medical aids.
“Looks like Joe was up all night on the box again, he looks exhausted”
“Yeah, the chief must have given him crap about the uniform shirt policy and he just did the angry seagull....what a badass”
A group of 3 or more gentlemen from different cultures preying on unwilling slutty women.
"Jessica, that seagull flock totally gang banged me last night!"
taking a girl's sock, proceeding to jizz inside it and forcing the girl to put the sock back on her foot for the rest of the day
"Hey man, last night my girl wouldn't make me a sandwich and i sent her home with the wet seagull."
Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along
Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along . Katie loved poking seagulls