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1. English slang describing rare time that magic mushrooms grow.
2. A Grunge Supergroup formed around 1995 and consisted of Layne Staley (Vocals, Lyrics;Alice In Chains), Mark Lanegan (Backing Vocals ; Screaming Trees), Barret Martin (Drums ; Screaming Trees), Mike McReady (Guitar, Pearl Jam) and J.B Sounders (Bass ; Various Jazz Bands). The band has released one terrific LP and one EP
1. it's a fucking mad season, as I went out to the woods i've discovered some magic mashrooms.
2. ALL ALONE... WERE ALL ALONE
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A dreadful, blashemous season that starts around October and ends around April where elderly folk from northern states (which are known as snowbirds) come down to Florida, Arizona, Texas, anywhere with warm winters- usually it's Florida and Arizona that takes this godforsaken heat- because they hate the cold even though most have lived with it through all their 65+ years of age.
A dangerous, frightening season where the chances of causing a car accident increases tenfold. Snowbirds can easily spotted by their huge bulky polluting vehicles with blindspots as their friends going 40 on a 75mph highway in the middle of the dividing line in a lane. The causes of crashing are due to poor sight, terrible sense of location, and/or Alsheimers taking it's toll.
An annoying, erritating season where snowbirds flock to cheap diners like Denny's and Ihop 24/7- complaining about the food- and to grocery stores to buy only 2-5 pounds of food- complaing about the coupons, making sure that buying food anywhere will be a living HELL. Snowbirds are the worst neighbors that could ever exist. These "people" contantly call the police over the slightest distrubance (young folk and lamily loitering at a driveway, band practice in garage even WITH the door firmly closed, you name it); it's a proven fact. A FBI-wanted serial killer makes a better neighbor than these pests.
The only way to isolate yourself from this six month long, day-and-night nightmare is three things:
college
spring break
marde grau
~ Oh SHIT! Snowbird season is here! Quick! Grab a shotgun, beer, and a bunch of partiers! WE GONNA BE BUSY THIS WINTER!
But seriously, when I'm 70 years old in the year 2053, I'm fucking moving to somewhere between Washington and Maine and deal with the winter there. I don't what to be mistaken as and treated like one of these vermin.
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Person who is best friends with you only during a sport or time of the year that you spend together. Usually very fake and over-friendly.
"John just walked past me in the hall and didn't say anything."
"He's SUCH a seasonal friend."
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The time of the year where people are looking to be in a relationship.
They are then"cuffed" by a serious relationship and "cuffed" to that relationship.
Dude 1: "Bro it's cuffing season you know I'm not gonna be cheating on my girl.
Dude 2: "Well since it's cuffing season i know that i'm not gonna be sleeping alone this weekend"
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The time of year when all virgos unite to show maximum power above all other signs. Do not fuck with any Virgo durning Virgo season.
Becky: OMG ITS MY FAVOURITE SEASON!!!
Megan: Fall is your favourite season?
Becky: NAW BITCH, ITS VIRGO SEASON!!
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A special time of the year, when people become overly excited about getting money back that was stolen from them awhile ago.
Yessssss It's tax season, Time to buy some shit with my $50.
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In the game Pokemon Go, if you use a PokeBall and NanaBerry to catch a Pokemon and you get it on the first try, then that is a savage season. It is also a savage season if you use a PremierBall and a NanaBerry. (made up by MYSTIC7)
Brandon: "Bro, did you see that savage season I just got on Moltres?"
Nick: "Yah, dude! That was sick!!!"
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