West Seattle

What can I say? After living all over the Seattle area, from the scummy White Center to the affluent east side, West Seattle is the only place that holds any happy memories for me.

What's sad is that the upper areas are being ruined by the gang bangers from the south, while the east siders are completely taking over Alki. And Delridge is still Delridge.

I feel like going to West Seattle today.

*sees gangsters at the junction and swarms of mercedes at the beach*

Can't life at least be fair SOMETIMES?

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seattle starfish

It means when you stick your whole hand up a girls vagina and then open it.

Man i was so drunk i seattle starfished her and my hands were covered in goo.

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Seattle Shower

When you pee in a girl's butt and the girl squats over your cock and drenches you with shitty piss. The heavy downpour is said to be reminiscent of a Seattle shower over the Space Needle.

Gabriel gave Kelly a Seattle shower.

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seattle seahawks

The NFL team reigning from Seattle. Also the team that whooped the "unstoppable" Broncos' offense in the ass at Super Bowl XLVIII (48), winning with a total score of 43-8, Seattle winning. To be honest I'm surprised Denver scored that many points on us.

After that first Denver play, you knew Seattle was going to win.

We also have the most kickass young team in the NFL along with the best fanbase. Suck on that you 40winers fans.

legion of boom 12th man

The Seattle Seahawks are the #1 team in the NFL, no joke

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Seattle touchee

A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.

Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!

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Seattle Sauna

Pissing on a fire to put it out. Common in the Pacific Northwest where people burn hella fires to keep warm and drink tons of microbrews to chill.

Tim cooked up a Seattle Sauna at 3 am last night, I don't think he saw Julie lying next to the fire.

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seattle splatter

When a person hangs from a chandelier and drops a massive dump onto someone’s chest waiting patiently below

person1: "You ready down there?"
person2: "Bring it on!!!"
person1: "GERONIMO!!!!"
person2: "Good God! That was one hell of a Seattle Splatter! It's Fucking Everywhere!!"

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