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What a selfie stick becomes when I grab it out of your hand and start whipping your ass with it after you poke me in the face.
I turned his selfie stick into a selfie switch and started whipping his ass.
used to take a selfie from a far angle, normally used by insecure white girls who don't like close ups.
No mom its a selfie stick so they cant see my pimples
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Boasting about your outrage for personal recognition and to shift the conversation to you.
Ted doesn't care about minority rights, his comments are outrage selfies.
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Sub Definition of the term 'Selfie'
A Selfie that has been taken using a mirror.
Different form the usual selfie that is taken using no mirror.
Guy 1 - Yo check that dudes selfie
Guy 2 - Dude that's a mirror selfie
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The phony facial expression that people temporarily assume while taking a selfie in order for the person to look their best. It is usually practiced in the mirror as well as with cameras, and can be called up at any time, but it rarely, if ever occurs naturally. You can tell when someone feels that they have perfected their selfie face, or a new variation of it, because they change their profile picture to it.
For girls this is often done by opening the eyes very wide, and smiling, but not enough to cause any wrinkles, and usually not enough to show the teeth unless the teeth are perfect.
For guys it is usually either a bored look or a hard look, and is often performed shirtless.
Duck face is not selfie face. If someones best looking face was their duck face, you would hit them with a 2x4, not click on their profile.
Becky just dyed her hair so she's in the bathroom practicing her selfie face for her new profile pic.
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Pictures you take of your genitals and/or breasts (I.e. junk).
I sent Jon some junk selfies over my lunch break today, he said they were so good it made it hard for him to work.
The act of taking a selfie with a misleading caption. Often done to make the perpetrator feel less ridiculous for uploading a blatant attention seeking picture of their semi-naked body.
Diversion Selfie example...
Caption: Loving my new hair
Picture: A down-shot of a cleavage with hair either side. (Main focus on the cleave)