self-diagnosed

A term used by whiny teenagers on tumblr who have no mental illnesses but for some unknown reason wish they did.

Tumblr User: "I've been self-diagnosed with depression, anxiety, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, PTSD, and stage-4 fanfiction addiction."

Friend: "Have you confirmed this with a psychiatrist?"

Tumblr User: "No, doctors freak me out."

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self-centric

Someone who clearly believes that the world spins around him/her. It's not the same as ego-centric or self-centered, because the self-centric person is not full of him or herself. He or she only believes that everything in the world has to do with him or her.

I think he is pretty self-centric.

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Self-diagnosing

A person with no life who finds different mental illnesses to look 'quirkier', or to excuse their rude behaviour. Guess what, Stacy, you do not have OCD because you like to put your pencils in a rainbow pattern!!! You also don't have ADHD because you have a sad amount of fidget toys!!!!!

person: Why aren't you paying attention? I literally just told you my cat died.

Quirky Crackhead Stacy: Oh, you didn't know? I took a buzzfeed quiz and i'm Self-diagnosing myself with adhd, deppression, did, and anxiety so stfu

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self-googling

The act of using the Google search engine to look yourself up. Extreme cases of self-googling have resulted in googlitis.

I was dying to know how many different ways people could find me on the Internet, so I did a little self-googling in order to count. Sadly, I'm not nearly as popular as the other person out there with my exact name.

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self-reflection

Self-reflection is when you think deeply about yourself or reflect on your past actions.

Bob- You are a changed guy, you are a more put together person than before.

Will- Thanks man, all I needed was some self-reflection.

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Self-Deletus

A way of saying delete. In this case, self-deletus would mean deleting your self.

Bob:"Yeetus, Yeetus, don't commit self-deletus!"

Joe:*stares at Bob like he's a weirdo* "Huh?"

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Self-assurance

confidence in yourself and your abilities

But for girls who lack that armor of self-assurance, the insecurity I felt after reading Seventeen must have been even more unbearable.

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