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Common sense

Something everybody on the internet lacks

Common sense? Who's that? Never heard of her

by SackOfShit December 28, 2018


sense makes that

a dick responce to someone who said something that made no sense

person 1: at least i can afford ankle socks person 2: sense makes that

by Ali gay, BAM the finger guns May 15, 2018


Silly Sense

When you are under the influence of Marijuana, every phrase or word that is silly, only makes sense in that state of mind.

Brittany: Did you know horses can play football?
Matt: That actually makes sense.
Jess: You stupid stoners, that only makes silly sense.

by Phatmattd September 16, 2008


Sense Of Direction

Knowing where to go. Having a sense of direction is like that giant finger on Simpsons Road Rage that points you to where you want to go, without even looking at a GPS.

You: "Hey Justin Bieber, where is the coffee shop?"
Justin: "And I was like, BABY! BABY! BABY OOOH!"
You: "Okay, I'll just use my Sense Of Direction.."

by MalachiteBoxer November 30, 2018


Sinjid Sense

Shogoa Sinjid's 'gut-feelings'...
Often correct, though not ALL the time..

My SINJID SENSE tells me she's going to leave him for his sister...

by Sinjid March 10, 2005


Road Sense

Something not all people possess. The ability to utilise your common sense and drive responsibly. Usually obtained by being a safer driver and avoiding the Five Fatal Factors (speeding, drink/drug driving, seatbelt/helmet misuse, distraction & fatigue). Alternatively, can be obtained by attending a Road Sense Australia Ltd. driver training program.

Friend: Let’s go 120km in this 60km zone!

Me: Um No! That’s not very road sense!

*A short while later*

Friend: Damnit, I just got booked for doing 120km in a 60km zone.

Me: Dude. I told you not to do that. I’m never getting into a car with you again… go check out Road Sense’s Australia’s driver programs and learn some road sense.

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What is Road Sense? It’s the charity that all law enforcement, parents, teachers and responsible community members love. Go to www.roadsense.org.au to see for yourself!

by Dominant Opinions December 3, 2021


Condum Sense

If you want to have fun in bed but you don't want another kid use condum sense.

Person 1: I dont want another kid we have enough

Person 2: Well then use tour condum sense

by Gamenird123 August 14, 2018