Serve tea for dalao

Dalao (大佬), widely used in the Chinese online community (especially tech and gaming), means a person of great power, ability and/or wealth. It is generally used as a term of admiration.

In Chinese and many Asian cultures, it's considered a way to show one's respect by serving tea for them.

This phrase was initially found in a Chinese hack-and-slash-waifu-mobile game Honkai Impact 3rd as an in-game achievement name.

-James just wiped out 10 enemies with a single blow!
-Serve tea for dalao!

self-serving friend

An individual who is only your friend to use you for their own personal gain and is magically not around when you actually need a friend. Also known as selfish and a bitch.

Wow, you know Jessica, we should have seen right through Rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could pass bio lab.

Self Serve Blumpkin

Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.

Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.

crew served handgun

This is a satirical remark regarding oversized, impractical pistols.

Gawwwd, that .50 is a crew served handgun!

soft serve

term used in folkstyle (high school, not WWE shit)wrestling to describe someone who lacks mental toughness

That kids a scrub! He's soft serve.

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soft serve turd

That smooth and continuous, super creamy turd that resembles soft serve ice cream.

I’m just gonna openly brag about this astounding evenly colored and perfectly formed soft serve turd!

single serving friend

A person you hold a conversation with while waiting in a public place, odds are you will never see this person again. You can make single serving friends while in line, on public transportation, at the movies, at amusement parks etc...

Don't let Kendra talk to strangers at Walmart, she attracts the weirdest single serving friends.

While at the movies, I made the coolest single serving friend, he was an author and could ride a unicycle.

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