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Yet another moronic dance trend from Youtube. It starts with people in the room (or other strange location) and one person shaking like a retard and after few seconds the rest of the people do even more stupid things. I suppose this ilustrates that stupidity of one person quickly infects others.
Just when you thought that the limit of stupidity was reached with Gangnam Style, something like harlem shake shows up and completely ruins your faith in humanity.
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A:All the furniture in the store is on sale today?
B: Yeah. The whole place is packed. You'd better shake a leg before it's all gone.
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The act of a man preforming anal on a girl. pulls out, wipes his dick off and shakes her dads hand on the way out the door.
We were in a hurry so i had to do the brown shake before i went home.
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A sudden, violent awakening that occurs when one realizes that he or she has dozed off in public; usually, the venue is a lecture hall. The awakening is rarely soft and is frequently punctuated by a strong shake, wherein the victim will spasm limbs and then pretend as though he or she had been awake the entire time. For a few seconds afterward, the victim will have a hard time thinking clearly and will usually curse the recent violent awakening.
I fell asleep during Microelectronics. In my sleep, I remembered that my binder was precariously balanced on the edge of my desk and the one adjacent. I had the biggest shake awake ever when, in a torrent of irrational dream-thought, I determined that I had to save it from falling, even though there was no chance of that happening.
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Term for masturbation
Guy: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I was shaking the shark, it went everywhere.
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Most annoying dance trend ever besides Gangnam Style in which both have been plaguing the Internet. The idea of one dancing while everyone else remains unaware and then jump-cuts to where everyone starts dancing along has got to be the most ridiculous shit ever.
Person 1: Dude, Harlem Shake is so funny. You gotta look it up on Youtube. I might as well start one myself.
Person 2: Dude, shut the hell up. As much as you would post links about Kony and change your Facebook pic to that Kony promo pic, you are obviously just wanting to fit in the latest *viral* trends just so you won't feel left out.
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when you see someone you know and they offer you there hand for a greeting shake as one would at a business interview. However at the last second they try and do some fancy bro shake with you ending in epic fail on all accounts. This usually leaves the unsuspecting recipient feeling ashamed and less then a man.
(Situation: At the club in front of some girls and you get shake raped by a bro)
girls: hahahaha you totally fucked that up you must have a small penis
you: fuck that!, I just got shake raped.
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