no longer have the will to live
“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”
“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”
Shampoo you leave at work to wash your clip in hair extensions that you are still wearing from the night before for a last minute happy hour randevu with a new boo.
Why do you have shampoo at work?
It’s my work shampoo.
a much better version of champaign urbana. only true townies and members of illini-nation are allowed to use this word. it has origins in 410 E Healey, the social circles of green street, and the elite socialites of Kams and Lion.
Sam: Are you from Champaign or Urbana?
Nick: No, I'm from Shampoo banana
Ani: I'm moving out
a popular trend in egypt in which you are required to reply with "la m3ndna4"
"3andoko shampoo ?? -la m3ndna4 omal 3ndoko eh?? dbad4eeb?? -ahhh dbad4eeb"
introducing your Louisville Slugger to some body's skull
Oh man did you see John pull the adiorondack shampoo on Drake's face?