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The end result of a fart where one accidentally shits instead. (As mentioned in the comedy "Along came polly"
shart, sharting, sharted, sharts
Oh my goodness, I must leave. I seem to have sharted.
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A fart that has an unexpected follow through. This follow through exerts a large smell upon a groups surroundings, and usually causes one of the group member to vom.
bloke 1: dude... i think i just sharted..
bloke 2: what the hells that
bloke 3: its a fart, and a little bit of shit comes out.
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A suprizing release of solids rectally, Where the expected function was thought to be a release of gas. Usually quit shocking and the individual tends to have a suprized look on face followed by the words aahh shit! And the tendacey to have trouble walking comfetably directly after.
Dude, pull my finger!!.....ahh shit, I sharted, must have bin the draft beer!
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A little shart is someone who has membership at Ivy Pool but doesn't want to take The Oysbay.
Little Shart is dogging The Oysbay by wanting to leave at 8:30pm.
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1: Commonly and more particularly, an unforeseen form of defecation occurring only when one has solely anticipated and partially succeeds in the breaking of wind.
2: An unintentional defecation that occurs when attempting to break wind.
3: The accidental emergence of excrement during the release of rectal gas.
Shart:
Etymology –
English: First notably expressed within the later part of the 20th century as a slang mixture and more typically used in the United States. The word is used in the movie “Along Came Poly”, but, the words exact origin and period of conception is not known. Shart is the unification of the first two letters from the word “shit” followed by the last three letters of the word “fart”; Sh ~ art.
Cause –
Typically a shart is induced by diarrhea that has not yet displayed its symptoms and the sufferer simply feels the urge to pass gas.
Remedy –
Self regulation:
When the urge to pass gas initially begins, the sufferer should attempt to restrain from allowing release for a few minutes. Typically a shart can be avoided as the symptoms of diarrhea will be sensed a few minutes after an initial false gas episode has occurred.
Medical:
If this a common occurrence one should consult with a physician.
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A shart is when you fart and a little bit of shit comes out as well.
JP: im gona fart on sparkey's bed!
Nooo you can't do that!
JP: woops i think i just sharted on his bed!
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The farts that occur before and after a person has had a shit.
Kevin: Dude, i sharted for 20 minutes but nothing came out!
Kyle: Erm...Thanks for sharing that.
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