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No Shave November

When a male doesn't shave their facial hair during the entire month of November. Also known as No Girlfriend November.

Boyfriend: I think I'm going to participate in No Shave November this year.
Girlfriend: That's fine, but don't call me until December 1st.

by idontlikebeards November 23, 2013

35๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


yak shaving

a word to describe a task really tough that causes a lot of hard work to complete the task is also useless and u do it for fun coming from the fact it is hard to shave a yak

It was yak shaving eating 77 burgers

by arson_investigator May 30, 2021

35๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


No Shave November

A college tradition that involves avoiding shaving because it's no shave November, or usually because you're just too lazy. Fortunately, every month can be made into a no shave month.

Paul- "Dude your beard is gross, you should shave."
John- "Sorry bro, it's no shave november."

Other months:
Just don't shave January
Forget shaving February
Mustn't shave March
Avoid shaving April
Etc.

by Jesus Con Carne April 27, 2010

302๐Ÿ‘ 367๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shave that Bear

When a woman has a giant bush and attempts to shave it.

Hey, hop in the shower and shave that bear.

by Peacelate July 7, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Devil Shaves

In all photographs of Jesus Christ, he is wearing a beard.

It is nasty.
This phrase is used by people who would rather go to hell, than spend eternity in "Heaven" and Jesus' nasty ass uncombed stringy fucking beard.

Phillip: JOHN, what you are doing is a sin.
John: Well, Phillip... the Devil shaves

by TheBathroomExperience April 23, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shaved Ice

Shaved Ice is an inferior, smaller version of the vicious ping pong paddle known only as "The Icepick". Shaved Ice boasts a much higher speed bonus, but lacks in power and spin factor. It was invented by the same brilliant mind that invented "The Icepick" and has quite similar components.
The story of the creation of Shaved Ice is a rumor at best. Its validity has never been verified. It is said that Shaved Ice was created inside the crypts of death in the prison of Azkaban. The souls of a thousand dead warriors were used to make the hard as steel handle. Its rubber is said to be made out of the skin of the Loch-Ness monster and the cork in the paddle is made from the same wood that Jesus was crucified on.

Some stats of Shaved Ice:
Spin-Factor: +74
Power: +51
Speed: +92

Bob and Alice were playing ping pong, then out of nowhere, Bob whipped out Shaved Ice and moved it so fast that he became a blur of ping pong fury.

by mister cow November 29, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


shave day

the day of every week that you shave you genitals in order to prepare for any hook-ups for the upcoming weekend.

Shave Day is always the day before the last day of the school week, which means it is usually Thursday.

In the event that you would have no school on Friday, Shave Day would then be Wednesday.

Both male and female should participate in this weekly ritual.

"Everyone get excited! It's Shave Day! I gotta be ready for the weekend and potential hook-ups!"

by lauren and emily October 27, 2007

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