when somebody has such a bad, horrendous (usually extremely down bad take) and you wonder: dang, does this person ever go outside?
someone: i wish i had a goth gf who'd call me a good boy and crush my head in between her face
(btw the "goths" they usually talk about are actually tiktok "y2k" girls or 2020 e-girls living on for something lets leave 2020 in the dirt!!)
everyone: SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHI :33
Pov: u don't get to finish ur sentence
Johnny: *breaks mamas favorite pot
Mama: Im gonna BEAT UR ASS. GET OVER HERE BOI.
Johnny: O Shi- *coffin dance plays
an alcoholic beverage mixed by someone whose had way too much to drink. this beverage often contains Captain Morgan, Smirnoff, chocolate milk, tequila, etc. it's a gross mixture, i wouldn't recommend it.
"Andy just made up one of his favorite drinks, called captain on the shi." or "I'm duckin' frunk! Another captain on the shi for me!"
Kdjdkdjfkms ,shi I don’t care what you have to say
When the next turn is already deemed bad, or shitty, or when the remaining turns are bad options
Who's shi-turn is next?
the man everyone loves, a perfect angel, everything you ever could think of
person 1: "oh whos that on your wallpaper"
me:"thats allen ma shi quan, hes talented and beautiful, hes my idol"
person 1:"oh youre right, he does look pretty"