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Taking saliva from ones mouth and applying it in a vigorous rubbing motion to your dry skin(usually ankles, knuckles or knees). Used as a last resort when a failure to remember to put lotion on before leaving the house occurs.
I was on my way to meet some booty but i had to give my knuckles a quick spit shine because everybody knows you cant succeed in acquiring the butt if you look like Ashy Larry
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While having sex with a girl, you spit on her ass and proceed to shine her asshole.
"Her ass was a little dirty, so I gave it a rim shine."
Applied to a person, place, or thing that seems unexciting or gross to outsiders but is appreciated by those who know its true charm.
Person #1: Hey, do you want to go to the local pub?
Person #2: That dumpster? I wouldn't walk in there if you paid me.
Person #1: Forget it. You don't understand its rustic shine.
A deadly mixture of Mountain Dew and racing fuel. It just killed two teens in Tennessee. If you're here to learn about it, you just learned not to drink it.
Dude A: Hey guys, let's try some dew shine, I heard it gets you mad fucked up.
Dude B: Sure man, let's bring a couple coffins to lie in afterward too! I heard it gets you even more fucked up!
Dude C: I need friends who are less likely to get me killed.
via Ultimate Classic Rock website:
“Eddie Van Halen once bought an assault vehicle from a military auction,” Andrew Bennett writes. “It has a shine gun mount on the back and is not legal. Eddie drove that assault vehicle through L.A., into Beverly Hills, then parked and left it running on the front lawn of the house Limp Bizkit was rehearsing in. He got out wearing no shirt, his hair in a Samurai bun on top of his head, his jeans held up with a strand of rope and combat boots held together by duct tape. And he had a gun in his hand.”
“That asshole answered the door," Bennett recalled Van Halen explaining. "I put my gun to that stupid fucking red hat of his, and I said, ‘Where’s my shit, motherfucker?’ That fucking guy just turned to one of his employees and starts yelling at him to grab my shit. ... Eddie Van Halen stood on the front lawn of a residential home in Beverly Hills in broad daylight, smoking a cigarette while holding a gun on Fred Durst as he went back and forth from the house to the assault vehicle, lugging amps and guitars.”
The act of dancing with a lady so close that the fabric of her clothes eventually polishes your belt buckle and leads to the eventual embarrassing hard-on also known as a buckle-shiner.
Buckle shine.
Oh shit man I was dancing with this real hot chick last night, we danced so tight that I ended up with a buckle-shiner.
To blow someone off hard core and without a reason. To stand someone up.
"Shane is really lame. We had plans to go to the club on Saturday and the bastard thoroughly gnarl shined me. Didn't even call. Fucker."
"I'm sick of Chris' bullshit attitude. I'm going to gnarl shine him for surfing today."