Random
Source Code
Random
Blowing your load, but producing no sperm that is capable of impregnating a woman.
"Man, we've been trying to have a kid for ages, I'm shooting blanks at the moment."
Q: "Didn't you use a rubber?"
A: "Nah, I'm shooting blanks."
775👍 214👎
to be infertile and unlikely to impregnate a woman by having sex with her (from a term used to describe the firing a gun loaded with bullets designed not do harm to the target)
She never realized he was shooting blanks until he hesitated about buying condoms. (example of shoot blanks)
222👍 57👎
To apply the gift of gab, performing lyrical miracles, or (somewhat less commonly) talking people into doing what one wants. Occasionally both at once.
When I meet a bitch, I bust that Jedi Mind Trick, and I shoot the gift till dat ass hits my fist.
61👍 12👎
launch a nut across a room onto a deserving face
My skeet shoot took the wench by suprise.
32👍 5👎
Of a girl or of a woman, to flashby spreading one's thighs, while seated wearing a skirt or a dress, in such a way as to reveal one's crotch or camel toe, whether on purpose or by accident.
If you really want to get a guy's attention, shoot beaver.
That chick behind us is shooting beaver. Take a look.
39👍 7👎
(Surfing term): to maneuver one's surfboard in such a manner as to attempt to pass with safety between the supporting pilings of a pier; either "head on", meaning to pass directly under the entire pier from its oceanside terminus to the beach; or "side on", meaning to pass from one side of the pier to the other at an angle oblique to the shoreline prior to reaching the beach.
"Gary said he was going to try and shoot the pier on his longboard, but we talked him out of it."
34👍 6👎
To get angry at a person who delivers bad news.
Usually, the person delivering the news has no idea about what is going on.
An example of "shoot the messenger"
Bob: Sorry, but I think you wet your pants.
Jim: No I didn't you freaking **** (proceeds to get angry at Bob).
34👍 6👎