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Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 23, 2019


shit shoved

The act of receiving amazing anal sex

Girl: I had my shit shoved, I couldn't sit properly for days

by DazzlingViking June 28, 2020


shit shoved

The act of amazing anal sex

Girl: I really got my shit shoved last night, I can barely sit.

by DazzlingViking June 27, 2020


Shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse

Shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse day is a day on the 27th October which you can shove a teaspoon of glue up a fionns arse and they CAN NOT do anything about it.

Fionn got a teaspoon of glue shoved up his arse because its shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse day

by SweetSalad2 November 27, 2021


Tribal Shove

When you drop the soap and you get an entire Nigerian tribe shoved up your ass

Don't drop the soap or you'll get tribal shoved

by Uhhhh i dontknow my names are December 25, 2018


Shove up down combo

When you shove up boost someone mid air and then shove down boost them into the ground

Max got so mad at Trenton for smashing his girlfriend so he gave him a shove up down combo and he learned his lesson

by Fireguy47 September 14, 2018


Outer circle shove

When a group of friends in a circle are approached by someone they dont like, who constantly shoves his way in between people to feel like he is a part of the conversation

Johnathon- "Did you here what happened to Stacey last night?!?"

Brendan(awkard weird guy)- *shove, shove* "hey guys!, what happened to Stacey?"

Johnathon-"oh nothing.. it was stupid..

Everyone Else- *walks away slowly*

Johnathon- "i hate it when people do an outer circle shove"

by TheAbusementPark June 1, 2013