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When one takes extra long in the shower because he/she needs to masturbate either in, before, or after the shower. Often happening when a guest has his girlfriend over at the host's house and gets action resulting in blue balls.
Dude 1: Dude, why did you just take a 30 minute shower at 3 O'Clock in the morning at my house?
Dude 2: Sorry man needed that extended shower.
A picture of someone in the shower, preferably naked and good looking, but not necessarily.
Can you send me a shower picture? Sure, here is one of me when I first got in.
Thanks for the hot shower picture!
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when you take a shit but don't have any toilet paper and take a shower to clean yourself instead
Burley took a shit but doesn't have any toilet paper, so he took a branam shower instead
A person who commonly discusses the philosophies of life with his/her self while in the shower. Often times these people will come out of the shower with some realization of something in life.
Person 1: "What took you so long in there?"
Person 2: "I was wondering which language deaf people think in."
Person 1: "Ah. You must be a shower philosopher."
Person 2: "Yeah, I guess you could say that."
The Shower Shuffle is an often surprisingly rhythmic set of motions one takes part in during a shower. Including quick side-to-side or forward and aft movements. The wet and slippery surface of the shower floor lends itself well to slippage of the feet; making the act even more representative of the dance class known as the shuffle. The Shower Shuffle is caused by inconsistent water temperature (often much too hot) that said person is trying to avoid. It is most common in older buildings with poor plumbing, because a simple flushing of a toilet, or turning on of a sink, can result in the expulsion of boiling hot water from the shower-head.
Male 1: F*** dude, I was just doing the Shower Shuffle like mad and I still got like 3rd degree burns on my back.
Male 2: Ya that’s why I shower early in the morning or late at night. Less activity means less chance I get burned.
Male 1: I guess.
Male 2: Also man, use the shower on the left, its way better at keeping a constant temperature.
Male 1: Ya no, I’m not gunna use that one cause I know you piss in it.
Male 2: True fact. True fact.
A brief 5-10 minute rain shower said to be good for a crop of pickles.
The baseball game was briefly delayed by a pickle shower.
a inside joke from one direction
I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are Danish
Danish showers instead of british showers
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