Shrek

A literal god

I worship shrek

shrek

beau a total beau

did you see Shrek that's beau

Shrek

The bible

I'm going to church to watch Shrek.

Shrek

Shrek is love and shrek is life
Shrek is the ogrelord

What the shrek is going on!?!

Shrek

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr35min (The length of the movie)

Examples :
"See you in a shrek !" (1h35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away !" (1 month)

Shrek

Is love Is life

All i want is a good shrek daddy

shrek

a green sexy ogre who lives in a swamp and does not like when people are in his swamp.

Person1: OMG LOOK OVER THERE ITS SHREK
Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!!!