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Your floppy wang. Your meat dangle. Swinging manmeat.
"A fired a fat load from my yogurt slinging shroom beast on that filthy cunt's face."
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Any day is National shooms in the park day if you take shrooms in a park
Jerry: let's go do shrooms in the park man
Tom: why bro
Jerry: because it's national shrooms in the park day
Tom: alright dude let's go
A Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party is always set in a garage, VERY DANGEROUS, the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party entails a bitch, first step is to flip a bitch in a 540 degree motion from stomach to back. Then quickly splurge maple syrup, on top of said bitch. (3-5 seconds is precisely the right time to splurge) After the splurging, conclude to shove mushrooms (sorted by size, first start with smallest) into the bitch's mouth. Thirdly, smash the bitches knee caps with a disco ball. After toss the remains of said disco ball over your head and start having sex.
"Dude me and my girl had the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party done last week. You should try it!"
The act of smashing a mushroom on someone's head. You have to sneak up reeeeally careful and sneaky, and then scream "You just got SHROOMED!" As soon as you smoosh the mushroom.
Some one, let's say Bob, sneaks up behind Fagan, and, bringing the mushroom down on Fagan's head, Bob yells "YOU JUST GOT SHROOMED!!!"
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A plant in the tower defense series "Plants vs. Zombies" that does shoot spores at a long-range just like Peashooter does, but hides when a enemy goes close to it.
"Scaredy-shrooms are the best in Night levels."
Just like any other shroom, but the side effects never kick in. often used when yelling at the mushroom.
bill: "Did you find any shrooms last night, dude?"
Smokey: "yeah man, but it was a stupid shroom."
Bill: "WTF?"
Smokey: "defective shroom, DUH"
Made by a delinquent named Neon
Shroom is a fantasy creature called “Shromo” but can also be referred to as a Sqeem. This 2 foot little bitch can get away with many murders. He started off as a Knight that guarded kingdoms that were in peril. Yeah he got kidnapped. I don’t know where the fuck he is anymore. Hey I guess he’s a basement drug now.
Shroom is a pissy, aggressive, and ignorant motherfucker.
Note: Shroom is NOT a real person.
Shroom. He’s a drug you idiot.
No he’s not