Sigma Shower

When you take a shower but only with a wet cloth

“Shit I don’t have time to shower. I guess I’ll just take a quick Sigma Shower”.

Sigma Fried

Nickname for the fraternity Sigma Pi

Other nicknames: E.N., 32 Gang

My friend’s in Sigma Fried.

Oh so he be smokin that pack?

Most definitely.

Sigma Pi

fraturnaty imortalized in the song "Im an asshole"
(singing to the tune of found a peanut)
Im an asshole, im an asshole, Im an asshole till I die.
but I'd rather be an asshole than a fucking sigma pi.

"man you are such a sigma pi"
"shut the fuck up! I may be an asshole but never say that I am as bad as a fucking sigma pi! I oughta kick your sig pi cock sucking ass!"
"dude no, in your last bender you blacked out and joined Sigma Pi. that was what I was saying"
"aw fuck! that steel reserve fucked up my life! got any rat poison"
"fuck you! your nothing but a cock sucking sigma pi. I wouldn't help a sigma pi end his own life if he beged, you are just going to have to learn to suck cock."

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Sigma Pi

the essence of whack; a memeber of the Greek system wholly unaware of the true extent of their homosexuality.

One who likes the "shocker", even when applied by the hands of other males.

Shit Pi

Sigma Poop

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sigma male

a sigma male is a online user (typically a Reditor or a discord mod) that believes that they are above everyone in society but hides their insecurities

(discord mods trying to hit up on women online)
person 1; that discord mod is a sigma male
person 2; i know right
person 1; they always trying to play someone that they can never pull off.

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sigma male

A man with severely impaired cognitive function, so impaired that upon the hearing of a psychiatrist's diagnosis of autism, he would rather confidently take it as 'sigma maleness.'

MAN 1: I'm an introvert, like to keep to myself. I don't really care what others think of me. That's none of my business. Why give a shit? That's not cool at all. I like what I like. You know I have digged in this one particular thing for my entire life... blah blah blah......
PSYCHIATRIST: It's highly probable that you have autism.
MAN 1: What? You just said that I'm a SIGMA MALE?

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Sigma Noob

A member of the Sigma Nu fraternity who thinks hes amazingly good at video games (since thats all Sigma Nu's do), but actually sucks ass.

Sigma Nu: Dude I'll totally pwn you in some Call of Duty!
Other guy: Shutup you stupid Sigma Noob

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