A very comical message poster, found on the general forums of eq.crgaming.com
On the above website, he has his own section, under Popular Areas, dedicated to his posts.
His posts mainly deal with the trials and tribulations of being a level 5 monk in the online world of Everquest.
His habits include skating, eating ice cream, and annoying his brother Mike (usually unintentionally).
Skater Gnome is the rulest!!11!
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The skater in every park who is always there and always stoned, knows all the kids for miles around and can do all the tricks you want to. Normally they are quite freindly.
Lizard King could be called a jesus skater i guess.
After pushing while skating for an extended period of time, the calf of the standing leg starts to hurt badly. This is known as skater's calf.
Skater 1 - Dude, I got skater's calf.
Skater 2 - Dude, me too.
Skater 1 - Ow.
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A tranny skater is a skateboarder who only skates transition. This is a term commonly used in skateboarding vernacular to describe people who prefer to only skate half pipes, quarter pipes, mini ramps..etc.
'Why don't we see Tony Hawk doing handrails or tricks down stairs and skating in the streets?'
'He's a tranny skater, he doesn't skate Street at least not that much anymore; he had a moment though!'
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A boy or girl who owns a penny board/skateboard purely to take photos of them riding on it and post it on tumblr.
*scrolling through tumblr*
Guy 1:look at this sweet pic of me on my board
Guy 2:bro,you're a skater wannabe
A person who goes to skate parks/skate stores but can't/doesnt have any intrest in skating. They just do it for the ~aesthetic~
Get the fucketh outta here you skater thots!
A working class person in the U.K. who votes Tory and invokes American capitalist views that harm services like the NHS. It refers to โacross the pondโ meaning the Atlantic Ocean and the fact that ones political views leave one at the bottom of the food chain, especially below Pepe the Frog.
Only a pond skater would vote Tory with no pot to piss in.