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Someone who is completely and utterly useless; one whose existence is nonsensical or has no point.
Drew: Damn, dude, your mom doesn't do shit around here.
JD: Yeah, she's a real ghost on skis.
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a combination of two sexual moves, skiing and pterodactyl, it involves a woman jacking off 4 guys at once while giving another a blowjob.
Eric, Kyle, and Ryan were getting a pterodactyl from brittany when Luke and Joe showed up. So Ryan told that bitch to grab a scarf and some gloves cuz it was skiing pterodactyl time.
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Popularized by the book The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe. It means to be very fucked up on psychedelic drugs primarily LSD.
1. Rafael: I'm so zonked to the skies !
2. Sunshine: Lets get zonked to the skies !
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A newly emerging way of skiing. Usually using twin tipped skis for backwards take offs and landings. The sport of free skiing has revolutionized and given new life to the once thought dying sport of skiing. Many free skiers take their skill into the terrain parks(once called snowboard parks just for snowboarders) To slide boxes and rails and hit various snow features. Others take their skis to the back country or take heli copters to the tops of alpine peaks. As they descend these powder covered mountains they take sick lines and do awesome tricks off of cliffs and other natural features.
Dude have you ever seen Seth Morrison free skiing? he does some crazy shit!
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These are some of the fastest athletes in the world unaided by machines. The best of the best break 90 mph. Or 95. Those who wish to criticize the awesomeness of the sport cite a lack of physical conditioning necessary among racers. Perhaps these people are more familiar with recreational skiing. Being truly competitive on the slopes requires strength as well as endurance. As well as skill. Not to mention courage the courage required to throw oneself off of an ice ledge onto a 45 degree skating rink where harassed repeatedly by hard-plastic poles.
A: I do nordic bro, I'm so fast!
B: Ever heard of alpine skiing?
A: yeah but it was too cool for me. I though it would be more fun to ski up hills than down them.
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When a girl is jerking off two guys with a dick in each hand, and suddenly from the woodwork a mystery man comes in from behind and sticks one in her ass. Surprised, she thrusts forward as in a ski jump motion, while still jerking the other two dudes off.
She was so wasted last night, she was jerking off two guys when all of a sudden, a mystery man came home from work and popped her from behind. Startled she did the ski jump.
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A ski quiver refers to a skier's collection of ski gear. A ski quiver can be anywhere from one to fifty pairs, or more, of skis or ski boots, depending on the indivdual's point of view.
I just waxed my ski quiver and all five pair of skis are ready for winter.
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