skip you!

Popularized by Miss Lisa Marie. A much weaker version of "fuck you".

I am SO a good tap dancer, skip you!!!

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Spunk Skip

A women with Zero self esteem who just accepts the fact that blokes are going to unload any extra qwem floating around their sacks into her stinking pouch like the dirt she obviousley is

That Courtney is a proper spunk skip

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skipping class

Not going to class and pissing your teacher off to the point were she flips out on everyone and calls every teacher to see were you are, and while asking them pronounces your last name wrong. Whytf

Student walks around school while their teacher is calling everyone trying to find out were the student is, because the teacher is obsessed with this particular student. Skipping class

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Hot Skip

Having a 13 year old Costa Rican boy shit a pair of eyebrows on you

Can I pay 5 dollars for a hot skip

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skip school

Skipping school is a day no one goes to school and stays home to have a party

Person 1: see you at the party
Person2: what party
Person1:it’s skip school day
Person 2: see you there

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Skip the Fluff

1) Skipping certain parts of a musical composition, esp. long intros, gay bridges, or pretentious outros.
2) Skipping the crappy songs on an album/playlist to get to the better ones.

*Two guys listening to My Curse by Killswitch Engage*
Guy One: *Starts song*
Guy Two: Skip the fluff, please.
Guy One: What? I love Killswitch.
Guy Two: Ive heard this song way to many times, and Im really starting to get tired of the intro. Skip it, you fanboy whore.

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skipping the monkeys

"Skipping the monkeys" is a metaphor for skipping past the boring stuff to get to the good stuff. 2001: A Space Odyssey, the film begins with an instrumental overture that lasts about 5 minutes and then there’s 15 minutes of, for lack of a better word, monkeys. I love 2001: A Space Odyssey and would never approve of fast forwarding through any part of the movie unless you’ve seen the movie many times and don’t necessarily want to sit through a slow part to get to the good stuff. -Scott Moschella

Let’s say you’re going to a concert. Who wants to sit through two lackluster opening acts to get to the headliner? I say, “Skip those monkeys!” Restless at work? Skip the monkeys and take an early lunch. Who cares how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Skip the monkeys and bite into that sucker. -Scott Moschella

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