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A TURTLESKIRT is a skirt which is 2 inches below the Snapper... Turtle!
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Camera voyeurgasm of sticking one's mob. down-up an unnoticing girl's skirt in subway cars and *click* *click* on the booty!
Up-skirting is the down-up version of down-blousing, where the pix are taken from above tits to capture some breast cleavage or boorak, assnecks, canal zone!
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someone who was big at one point and lost alot of wieght often through Gastric Bypass Surgery and has left over skin from the stomach that hangs and covers the genetals and uper thighs like a skirt
dude shes got a pretty face but she needs to stop wearing belly shirts,i can see her meat skirt!!
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When a woman shaves her pubes but leaves the trimmings on her snatch, then has sex. The hair trimmings will then form a "grass skirt" around the base of the man's penis when clinging to the wetness on his dick left by the vagina.
"Dude, that chick didn't shower yesterday..."
"How do you know?"
"Because she gave me a grass skirt last night."
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an individual who is not meeting the expectations/standards of the rest of the group. They are in their own "skirt league".
Joe- Yo bro, we are gonna party hard tonight, drink until we puke!!!
Derek- Eh, I think I am only going to have a couple beers.
Joe- What!!!?? This ain't no skirt league bro! Fucking clean it up!
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When a woman has gone without wearing knickers when she's wearing a skirt, and she's getting drunker and drunker by the second. Skirt cleavage is the accidental nipslip of the lower half. It's usually the time when you should tell the lass to lower her skirt a little, and she takes it the wrong way.
Man: Saw a girl last night, skirt cleavage down to the knees.
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A man usually middle aged with a severely receded hair line leaving only the hair on the side of his head therefor resembling a skirt around is head.
One day you've got a great future a great job and a lush head of hair next thing you know your 46 single living in your parents basement heating up a hot pocket for breakfast with an eggshell skirt.
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