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sleep

something that everyone but me can do.

man you know sleep? Yeah what is it...

by janeydoey October 9, 2013


Sleep

A luxury unaffordable to the AP Language students, especially to those at Leland High School. It is a longing worth of mockery by the great and mighty Madam Jank of Owksi. If you had tried to interpret this word any other way, you are WRONG because this is satire.

What? You tried to sleep? Are you crazy? You have Jankowski!

by AznFanatic November 6, 2014


sleep

what comes after a good wank

I've spent only 18 hours watching porn and masturbating myself to death :( it's time to sleep.

by SexyTimeAgain69 April 18, 2017


Sleep

Sleep is for the weak

Person1: hey when are you going to sleep

Person2: never SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK MY FRIEND

by Felix’s_freckles November 24, 2021


Sleep

Resting

I am sleeping

by November 24, 2021


Sleep

This is what lesser beings without the internet do.

I don't need sleep; I've got twenty more episodes to watch!

by Alpacamazing July 11, 2014


Sleep

What you should be getting right now instead of being on this mf phone 24/7

GO GET SOME REST BECAUSE YOU'LL END UP LOOKING LIKE A ZOMBIE!
Now get to bed and sweet dreams~

NOT YOU STILL BEING HERE😒

Person A: i feel so sleepy today
Person B:Yeah because you haven't been getting any actual sleep these days-?

by _ nknown X May 21, 2022