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The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.
She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.
variant spelling of Smirnoff Pap Smear
Hey honey? Let's try a Smearnoff Pap Smear tonight.
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When you slip some laxities in your girls onion for dinner and convince her to have sex and your giving it to her in the ass while we proceeds to shit on you in a full auto
“What did you do last night marshall”
“ I gave this hooker the full auto onion smear!”
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When you slip a laxities in someone’s onion and convince them to have sex and decide to put it in the ass unleashing a full auto onion smear
“What did you do last night marshall?”
“I gave my boyfriend a full auto onion smear!”
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where high fat foods secure 'real estate' and "homestead" ! ie: the concept of fat going right to the arms, guts, butt and hips ("guts" could be replaced with those other body parts !)
dave: this is pretty damn good 'za ! amy: might as well smear it on my guts !
some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts!
might as well smear this food right on my butt !
these sixteen beers were enjoyable, but might as well smear them on my guts !
something to say while eating high fats foods !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !
this 'za is pretty damn good!...(response:) might as well smear it on my guts !
this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !
When a chubby Ecuadorian convinces a questionable lady he is a doctor, then brings her back to his penthouse and performs an extremely short (literally) procedure on her lady parts. After the embarrassingly short act, he tells her she’s all clear and sends her on her way.
Oh man, don’t tell me you pulled the Ecuadorian Pat Smear ruse again. I hope you told her she had a clean bill of health before the “exam” , because she won’t after.