Cloud of smell

The cloud of vape that leeches out from under your sons bedroom door

Im starting to think my son is a vape lord. I ran into another cloud of smell right after he left the house this morning.

taint smell

The smell of the taint. Do all taints smell the same?

A:What's that taint smell in here?

B: The taint smell? That would be my sneakers. Sorry.

A: hey bruh bruh, it smells like sweaty sack in here.

B: smells just like my taint!

A: cool!

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Smell goods

Shampoos, deoderants, Cologne

Aww man! Hot date tonight! I better put on some smell goods before she realizes i smell like wet dog food mixed with burning hair.

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Smell the Magic

The smell of a womans crotch pheromones

She bent over and spread her ass and told me to smell the magic.

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Taco Smell

When a Mexican guy (always male) smells like either. A bad smell of tacos or a weird smell of tacos when I personally smell this I think I'm racist for a second then sniff again and sure enough I'm right my dude.

He had a taco Smell coming off him

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smell jacking

When your with a woman and the only thing she lets you do is finger her vagina and then you proceed home without washing your hands and commence to smelling your finger while jacking off simultaneously.

Joe- man I was with this hot girl last night and all she would let me do was finger her. So I hurried home without washing my hands and started smell jacking to get off.

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Smell Getter

A person who goes out of their way to promote his or her wretched oder. This includes not showering and realeasing gas with no regard for human life.

Sami woke up sunday morning after partying all night, played basketball and then went out to eat without showering...he is such a smell getter

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