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If you like one night stands and you love goin down on girls you need to do this, we've all gotten that nasty surprise of a manky minge so what ya do is kiss her while you drop the hand or "dip" your fingers in her vag to tickle her belly button from the inside, after you've been down there for a few minutes bring your hand up to the side of her neck and then kiss her neck while you have a little "sniff" of your fingers, if they smell good go for it if not just stay away my friend
Dude i hope you dip and sniffed that girl last night she looked dirty (The Dip and Sniff)
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someone who sniffs after they say or do something they are extremely proud of.
My dad is such a sniff snob. He sniffs all over the place as he spins his yarns, completely betraying his haughty designs.
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The art of scooping fart gas from your ass to your nose, in order to get a good smell. Or scooping your fart gas to anothers nose so they can smell too....
here comes a big stinky fart.......scoop and sniff...scoop and sniff......ahh it smells good......
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A sniff curl is a definition for someone who likes furry porn
Guy1: hey did you meet Lucas?
Guy2: yes he is definitely a sniff curl!
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When you are in the shops and a young boy sniffs your bum and you are unaware of this ordeal.
I was in the queue at Tescos this morning chatting to the cashier and I was Viv sniffed.
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A sniff dick is a person that does two things.
1. They suck up to everyone just to get attention on themselves. They only suck up to the people that people are talking about at that moment.
2. They take all of the attention away from that person by doing things like taking something that was funny that someone else did, and claiming that they made it happen or always have to put in a stupid comment at the end of every statement that someone makes.
Kevin Hart "SHE AIN"T GOT NO NIPPLES!!!"
Your typical Sniff Dick, "SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPPLES!!"
The Sniff Dick goes around saying the joke and saying that they came up with it.
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Everyone has come across a shit sniff, it is the sound men make to inform other men in a public restroom that they are currently in the process of dropping a deep sea bog diver. It is simply a very short and abrupt sniff, it is clear that because of it's short duration a shit sniff is not used for the pleasure of sniffing shit, it is merely a warnig to others that the process is occuring.
Next time you are in a public toilet (and i know that sounds weird) have a listen and eventually you will hear a shit sniff but you do not mention it when you are in there you'll put them off their stroke.
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