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Sarah Palin: reality TV star; dabbled in politics as an out of the blue VP candidate that sunk the McCain ticket; served a half term as the Alaska gov, but apparently couldn't stand the heat and got out of the kitchen, deciding instead to pursue celebrity and personal fortune. In order to keep her celebrity brand current she continues to intimate a Presidential run, though few believe she is a serious player. She is the perferred opponent to President Obama by most Democrats.
I saw snow snookie on a rerun of Sarah Palin's Alaska last night. She's smoking hot for a member of the media elite.
A snookie punch is when a chick gets punched or sucker punched in the face.
'Snookie punch is named after mtv's famous reality show, Jersey Shore. A pop culture reference to the character Nicole Polizzi, a self proclaimed "guidette" nicknamed Snookie, after she was sucker punched at 'The Beachcomber Bar' while having a good time with the rest of the cast of Jersey Shore at the end of season 1, episode 4: Fade To Black.'
Other variations of the word are Snookers punch, Snickers punch or any variation of Snookie's nickname botched by her house mates during the season.
Carlo: This girl is ragging on everything I do. I will snookie punch her if she doesn't STFU.
Dino: I'm going to snookie punch you when you're not looking.
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The act of throwing a punch that hits one or more bystanders as well as the intended target.
Al threw a snooki punch that took out half the crowd.
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This diet consists of drinking alcohol all day and swallowing large amounts of protien.
I was having oral sex with Tony, cause lets face it once he starts it's not like I'm gonna tell him to get off me, besides I'm on The Snookie Diet.
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The official drink of Jersey Shore themed parties. It will knock you on your ass and take your Ed Hardy Hat clean off.
Recipe:
one half part bacardi 151
one part chambord
one part soco
two parts pinapple juice
top it with a splash of beer
There was a situation last night after the Snookie Punch hit me.
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The process in which a dog ejaculates onto the vagina of an elephant while eating a Snickerdoodle cookie
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that little piece of hair that sticks up anywhere on your head.
Sort of like bed head
"you got a big ol' snookie roll on ur head man!"
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