sober eskimo

some term used in alskan firedragon that was claimed to be an urban legend. not a single person is really sure what a sober eskimo is, but if you see one, let me know.

after last night drinking episode, "eskimo willie" woke up a very hungover, but rather sober eskimo.

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Sober Person

A Sober Person is a person who has gotten sober and has developed a vanilla, flavorless personality; often "finding God" as well. Most Sober People share very similar personalities.

Family reunions are awkward now that uncle Tom went to rehab and became a sober person.

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Princess sober

A female living the sober life against her wishes. She tends to wear cranky pants

I'm totally Princess Sober today. You have been warned.

Sober as a brick

When you are totally, 100% without a doubt sober.

"Hey, you good?"
"Yep, sober as a brick"

Sober-minded

So´ber-mind`ed
a. 1. Having a disposition or temper habitually sober.

b. 2. self-controlled

adjective
rational; sensible.

However many sober-minded scientists felt that this criticism was irrelevant.

A person who is studious and logical is an example of someone who would be described as sober-minded.

wisconsin sober

sober / abstaining from all substances except for alcohol

1: hey man, do you wanna hit this blunt?
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober

1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!

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The Sober Game

When you are under the influence of narcotics and become forced into a situation where it is expected or necessary to act normal you must play "the sober game". During "the sober game" you must consciously attempt to appear sober despite the influence of the drugs and/or alcohol that are currently affecting your state of mind.

1) -"Wow, it's already midnight? I have to get home and I'm still pretty fucked up."
-"Will your parents be waiting up for you again?"
-"I hope not, but it's alright, I'll just play the sober game, I'm a pro at this point."

2) -"Dude, pass me the blunt."
-"Yeah, that's potent stuff bro... Oh shit! Are those lights behind us?!"
-"Damn, those are the cops dude, what are we going to do?"
-"Fuck, all we can do is buck up and play the sober game."