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(n) A game where not good enough actors play.
Friend: I am trying out for so-
Me: Soccer?
Friend: How did you know?
Me: You're a drama queen that's why!
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the best game ever created in the history of the world
"Mate, how awesome is soccer ayee? Its the best game ever invented"
"What's soccer?"
"What are you, a douche?!?!!?"
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I’ve played soccer. And it has to be the most idiotic game ever. There is no contact whatsoever, and there are so many players on the field at one time that it is impossible to get a shot off.
Wow, how can Europe like this game?
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A violent and offensive 'sport' played by many Euro 'athletes.' Riots, killings, and death are common. Hated by Americans
1) Matt and I want to see some senseless violence and death, so we're going to a soccer match.
2) "I half expect to go home and see a joint in my kid's mouth, and he's 2...better that than a soccer ball on his foot."
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A gay ass sport that requires minimal athleticism. A sport that faggots play to try to be cool. All they do is run and kick a ball and cry when they get hurt. The sport pussies play instead of a real sport like water polo or lacrosse. Soccer is also called football or gayball or i have a big pussy ball.
Faggot soccer play: LOL I PLAY SOCCER, ME SO COOL
Hot girl: You are gay. Water polo is a real sport.
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The best freaking sport in the world! Not only the most popular (the world cup is watched by more people than the super bowl) but simply one of the best.
And to those who claim it is for pussys and is not a contact sport, I have broken ribs, cause of soccer, as well as a dislocated knee and screwed up ankles, and I know somebody, who could die if she gets another soccer related concussion. So just shut up till you can play for 90 minutes straight with only shinguards on!
Guy 1: Dude, howed you do that? flag football in a park?
Soccer player: Freak no, had a soccer game this weekend
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The dumb shit name americans gave to one of the most established and most popular sport in the world.
Also the only game where there is no time outs, 45 minute halfs, and only three subs allowed per game. Whilst copying enemy sports like AMERICAN football has a break after every play, baseball where you can be fat as fuck, and hockey where u can come out when wanted as many times as needed (about ever fucking minute). And also the sport known as a pussy sport, which TOTALLY makes sence because rarely people can keep up the pace after 33 because of reoccurring injuries because you played a game with a torn achilles tendon, pulled ligament, chipped knee, etc.
Fat ass baseball pitcher: Yeah man, look at that soccer player, i bet he can barely outrun a car.
Basketball player: Yeah nigga he is hella pussy he can barely
kick a ball about 100 yards.
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