red spade

1. The mark made by an erect penis when it strikes the skin, esp. of the face.
2. The act of creating such a mark.

"Come on, slap me with that cock," she said, "give me the ol' red spade!"

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queen of spades

of sit on monstrous dick (at least 11 inches) and take it all. right before hes about to cum whip is out and insert it into ass hole all the way.
this may be very hard to do so get a good girl

dang. that girl was soo good to me. she did a queen of spades and it only took 20 mins before i came all inside off her asshole

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Blizz Spade

Blizz Spade-noun- the best female rapper to ever walk the streets of America.

Blizz Spade: "What is my View on my aquaintences? haha, fuck you haterz"
MBR: "well that seems to be aimed at someone"
Blizz Spade: "fuck yeah im in the game to win it, with my hands out and to beat down twitchy bitchy 66!"
MBR: "works for me."

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race of spades

Named after the ace of spades, the Race of Spades is said to be drawn anytime a minority uses it to defuse a majority race's argument against them, automatically making them defensive. However, the Race of Spades doesn't always work. Blacks can't use the Race of Spades on Asians, since Asians don't oppress them like as whites, and most importantly: Asians are a more minor minority in the US than them.

White guy: What's up, nigga?
Black friend: Whassup!
Black bystander: Hey, respect the Afrikaaner and quit with the racism.

Black guy: Stop oppressing my people before I beat your ass.
Asian: Why don't you stop oppressing MY people, eh? Your Race of Spades doesn't work on me.

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Ace of Spades

A Ace of Spades is when a man takes his dick and slaps a girl in the face with in then leaving the impression of a sideways spade.

I totally gave this gril a Ace of Spades it must have stayed on her face for two days.

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Ace of spades

Not only is it a popular motorhead song, but it is also rhyming slang for AIDS.

John:"dude u have the ace of spades!"
Mark:"hey a don't have AIDS, we are playing poker."

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Spade Gaff

A place or property which is frequented by blacks.

I'm not going in that spade gaff.

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