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Drew: I can haz cheezburger?
Dana: Only if you promise not to use Cat Speak around me ever again.
The things you say when you're speaking out of your ass.
This might be ass-speak, but I think if you gently rub your PC while it's working, the static electric charge builds up and supplies extra power to the processor making it run faster.
When you're niggatry and speech patterns become straight ebonics.
"Eye eet awn da cheeken da cheeken sew gewd!"
"My dude is speaking italics."
A method of speaking which involves the letters of a curseword being reversed. This is generally used by the most immature or laziest of online gamers.
Goatfucker > Rekcuftaog (A seamingly suiting name for an Ogre!)
a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance or to give more emphasis.
1) Where have you been? I searched the whole world to find you! (Metaphorically Speaking)
2)Look, Outside is raining cats and dogs! (Metaphorically Speaking)
To speak chocolate is to possess the ability to text message or do anything else with the unbelievably unintuitive LG cell phone the Chocolate
Jack- Yo, send John a TM with my phone and tell him were not going to the movie
Jill- I cant, you know i dont speak chocolate
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The given language predominately spoken by blonde females and does not have a set pattern of speech. It is not easily understood by non-blondes, male or female. Males especially struggle understanding the language when spoken aloud and believe it is open to their interpretation. That "interpretation" of the language has been known to be the main culprit in relationship issues and physical altercations.
He never understood her blonde speak and is therefore sitting home alone in front of his big screen with a bag of Cheetos.