the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.
Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*
The car game of masturbating in the back seat in the interest of finishing in the eyes of the driver, causing and accident is the primary goal
Just had a quality game of Tug Tug Splat with Grandma
Poop; defecate. Referencing where seagulls and other seabirds unload
Hey I'll be right back I gotta splat the docks
Management style where you throw shit (ideas) at the wall and see if it sticks
It's all about splat management. Blue sky thinking is so last year.
pretending to be cute or shy like making a nice painting and telling everyone its garbage to get attention from others.
Yesterday he kept going on about his bad handwriting even though it was fine and everyone tried to comfort him. definitely a case of splat-attack syndrome
splat attack syndrome
noun
The act of acting innocent, shy, cute and/or miserable for attention ons social media and denying you're doing it.
Wow, he posts that artwork and says it's bad, but he knows it isn't. He probably want people to compliment him. Clearly a solid case of Splat-Attack syndrome
The 'default' charger weapon that appears in all of the Splatoon games. Has long range and can splat in one hit, but is not good at painting or in close-quarters (most of the time).
One of the most annoying weapons in all 3 games, especially the third one since the map design is garbage. Though, not nearly as annoying as some of the other charger weapons, such as the E-Liter 4k Scope
The Splat Charger is so annoying i stg all charger mains have no friends because they use such a boring weapon.