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Sex fluids that fly and splat into someone's face.
Did you hear? Billy did a flying splooges in Vicky's face!
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An ejaculatory deposit that vanishes into thin air.
I gave up on cleaning because it was a phantom splooge.
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The study of splooge (semen) and its many variations.
1. If its chunky and lumpy, it's cream corn.
2. If its watery and fizzy, it's cream soda.
3. If its going into something (such as an orphace), it's cream pie.
4. If its thick and really white, its cream cheese.
5. If its white and light, its whipped cream.
"I need to study my Splooge-ology".
"Oh god I'm going to CREAM CORN, good thing I know Splooge-ology".
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Whereby I jizz on your face and then pelt you with loose change, consisting mostly of pennies.
Homie 1: "I came on that bitches face, then hit her with some change"
Homie 2: "So you Splooge McDuck'd that bitch?"
Homie 1: "hell fuckin yeah"
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Something you say when something actiony happens.
"Dude, you totally just got a headshot on that guy."
"BAMA SPLOOGE!!!>=D"
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1. To prank an IM buddy by saying you came all over their conversation window when it popped up.
2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.
Adam: Hey Bryan what was the homework in Physics?
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.
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When u Jizz on a Girls Stomach then ride the ripples ("humps") with your beer belly and floppy wang.
I was gonna blow my load in Suzie on Middle Beach, but decided to ride them "Splooge Humps" instead.
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