titanium spork

When a hermaphodite fucks you from behind like it's Armageddon.

(to the lunch lady) "you know, titanium sporks don't come wrapped in any plastic.. ;)

Spork Center

The act of sporking while watching Sports Center. Usually done during commercial breaks and repeats of earlier broadcast. Pretty much the best way to spend a day!!

(see sporking)

RC and I are just gonna stay in today and watch some Spork Center.

Atlanta Spork

A spork in Atlanta, GA, usually discarded on the street. Sporks are very common in Atlanta, and are a matter of cultural pride. Although they are considered litter, ATLliens have some pride for sporks found on the ground, similar to chicken wing bones.

"No one uses spoons here, take an Atlanta spork"

Spork

gay spooning (between two or more males)

-ing (The act of spooning except between 2 or more males)

Roy: "Dude I wanna do something fun tonight."

Brian: "Like what?"

Roy: "Wanna try sporking again like last night?"

Brian: "Ok just go easy this time, remember ur my first."

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spork foo

The art of spork fighting

"I know karate bitch"
"I know spork foo. Bring it on!"

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Dinkly sporks

When that spork is so damn cute, it's dinkly.

Jesus, they're some dinkly sporks

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Sporking

The act of spooning but with added fingers

Willemina made James a lovely strong cup of tea and on returning to bed, recieved a tender sporking from him.

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