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Spud Gun

A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Deriving from the small portions of faeces that can get stuck in the eye of the penis during unprotected anal sex being similar to the portions of potato that get pulled out when a small hand-held Spud Gun is inserted into the potato to 'load' it.

Hey, the street is closed for a gay rights march.

Fucking spud guns, get off the road.

by driftah December 7, 2008

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Love Spuds

Bollocks

Hey bitch come and empty my love spuds.

by Scoobytaxi March 8, 2009

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Spud Gunning

Spud Gunning (v.) - The process of going to the store and purchacing a ten pound bag of potatoes and can of hair spray. Once the supplies are purchaced put them in the back of a pickup truck along with a potato cannon. Next drive out to a remote desert location and shoot the potatoes!

My friends and I went spud gunning for three hours this weekend. It was bomb.

by Stat Quo November 7, 2005

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spud dome

fellatio from a potato.

i was making mashed potatoes last night and i decided to give myself some spud dome.

by KingOfTehJews January 11, 2011


spud cock

A short fat cock that resembles a potato.

girl 1: Omg girlfriend you should have seen this guys spud cock. It almost wouldn't fit. girl 2: Send him to me. I won't have a problem getting it in.

by jimmybomm June 4, 2020


spud knuckle

A dog that is 15 pounds, male and a cross between a Chihuahua and a Beagle. A nickname for a spud knuckle is 'spuds'. To be a spud knuckle the dog must qualify all standards. Spud Knuckles often have a 'Wrinkly' or 'Crinkly' face.

I was walking my spud knuckle today. I threw a stick and little spuds brought it back like a good doggy.

by Thisnamecantpossiblybeenused May 13, 2016


spud slingin

the sport of slingin spuds (aka: tatters) out of a moving pick up truck with friends. typically done by rednecks. objective: try to hit as many signs such as yeild,stop,railroad, and street signs as possible.

person 1: hey man wanna go throw some spuds?
person 2: whaaat?
person 1: you aint ever been spud slingin?!

by countrygirl93 November 12, 2011