When, after unprotected anal sex, the ejaculate and lube, combined with having had a dong poking around in your butt, cause you to drop a dook.
That gangbang gave me a spunk enema; as soon as the last guy finished I shoved him off me and ran to the bathroom.
a big chunky boi with teeth like the sign of infinity, he defines himself as bi but he is truly a beluga. his quiff looks like a ruler that just survived 14 wars with bulgaria. he will wear a bracelet given to him by his daddy uwu. this man watches doc Mcstuffins every tuesday unless it is march. he looks like an emo who really needs his period. he smells like a combination of dead fish and frog piss. his weeny is very smoll
bob: christopher spunk just ate me
jonas: yeh he do that
a tissue which has been used to wipe up copious amounts of semen and it's then given dampness means that the tissue resembles a slug
A: Yeah last night I jizzed so much
B: Yeah, I bet your tissue was like a spunk slug
person (male) that is a suspected pink oboe player
elton john is a spunk muncher
A man who has his hair dyed peroxide blond making it a similar colour to cum.
Darren move your spunk nut, I can't see the footie
One who's, anus is stuffed with a pulsating penis, spraying its filthy white love piss, ending in a creamed turd
spunk shitter simon is off to the Hoggs Back again for some gay dogging
Ejaculating seminal fluid into a cup of black coffee, and stirring the coffee into a cappacuino-like appearance. This form of spunking is usually performed after eating a box of donuts or while watching adult entertainment.
"Do you have a cup? I wanna spunk on a coffee later tonight after eating some donuts."
"Have you ever spunked on a coffee?"