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The name nearest piece of material available for wiping off the baby gravy from passionate moments past. This could be a towel, tissue, a sock or even an animals head. We all have potential spunk dusters around us, it is the act of wiping your mess on it which will forever cement that items name as the "Spunk duster"
Guy: Ohhh yeah, that's got it! Here it comes!
Gal: Watch out for my glasses!
Guy: It's safe, it landed in your armpit....
Gal: Ok, pass me the spunk duster...........
The tackle you spunk with. Testicles and Penis. Cock and Balls. Twig and Gigggle Berries. Meat and Two Veg. Strawberry Shaft and Vanilla Scoops. Testicle (Pronounced testiclay) & Poking Rod...etc...
PETER: Andy, what's the matter?
ANDY: My wife kicked me in me spunk tackle.
PETER: Dannielle? Whatever for?
ANDY: Coz I said she was a stupid fat fucking minge muncher who was worse in bed that her comatose Mother.
(Brief moment of silence then a hefty High-Five.)
a tissue which has been used to wipe up copious amounts of semen and it's then given dampness means that the tissue resembles a slug
A: Yeah last night I jizzed so much
B: Yeah, I bet your tissue was like a spunk slug
person (male) that is a suspected pink oboe player
elton john is a spunk muncher
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A man who has his hair dyed peroxide blond making it a similar colour to cum.
Darren move your spunk nut, I can't see the footie
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One who's, anus is stuffed with a pulsating penis, spraying its filthy white love piss, ending in a creamed turd
spunk shitter simon is off to the Hoggs Back again for some gay dogging
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Ejaculating seminal fluid into a cup of black coffee, and stirring the coffee into a cappacuino-like appearance. This form of spunking is usually performed after eating a box of donuts or while watching adult entertainment.
"Do you have a cup? I wanna spunk on a coffee later tonight after eating some donuts."
"Have you ever spunked on a coffee?"
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