Squash Blossom

When a girl looses her virginity while simultaneously getting gang banged.

That girl said she was a virgin so me and my buddy squash blossomed that princess.

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lose my squash

To completely unravel in a large explosion of anger, frustration, and exasperation (aka the triumvirate of despair.) Derived from of "out of my gourd."

Dude, if Trump says "locker room talk" one more time I'm going to lose my squash.

If one more person asks me something they could Google and find out I'm going to lose my squash.

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Butt nut squash

When you ejaculate in a girls anus, have her fart it out, dilute with urine and have her drink it.

Are you butt nut squash wild?

where the fucking squash at!?

"Where the fucking squash at!?" is a really stupid, meaningless expression to yell when walking into a party or other social situation to be absolutely obnoxious and dumb.

Plays on the word "sqad" meaning group of people or friends. "Where the squash at!?" "Where the fucking SQUUAAASHHH AT" "Where dat squash!?"

*enters a party*

Gretchen: YO BITCHES. Where the fucking squash at!? I'm finna get LIT tonight !

Regina: omg . Hahaha you're so fucking dumb Gretchen, please stop trying to make the word "squash" happen. It's NOT going to happen.

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Sweet and Sour Spaghetti Squash

The act of eating out a pregnant female and having her water break into one's mouth.

Jimmy was going down on Donna when all of a sudden her water broke and he received some sweet and sour spaghetti squash

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blown raspberry/squashed raspberry

When a girl is on her period and not wearing a pad or tampon the blood stains all over her clothes

blown raspberry/squashed raspberry

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squashed strawberry alley cat

"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."

a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.

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