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When you take a shit under someone(s) couch cushions.
Person1: I heard thomas snuck into bryants house and gave him a cushion squish
Person2: Prolly took him a month to get rid of the smell
Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.
"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "
“I found out my two guy friends were squishing berries!”
“We squished berries last night 😏.”
A feeling of incredible bodily discomfort in a cramped place.
We were squished ass during the car ride to Palm Springs.
Verb:
To teabag new born kittens still in their embriotic sacks.
Last night, I had so much fun kitten squishing.
It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!