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When you take a shit under someone(s) couch cushions.
Person1: I heard thomas snuck into bryants house and gave him a cushion squish
Person2: Prolly took him a month to get rid of the smell
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To teabag new born kittens still in their embriotic sacks.
Last night, I had so much fun kitten squishing.
A feeling of incredible bodily discomfort in a cramped place.
We were squished ass during the car ride to Palm Springs.
When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.
Bro, she was so loose I almost got knuckle deep with the squished mitten!
a platonic Date that one goes on with their squish.
P1; dude me and Liz went on a Squish Date the other night.
P2; I didn't know you Two were dating
P1; no dude, a squish is someone who you love closely but in a platonic way
P2; oh you mean she's just your best friend?
P1; yep and we go on Squish dates because it's perfectly normal to have female best friends
P2; the more you know!
When a woman takes her vagina and repeatedly places it on her lovers face, similar to tea-bagging.
Jeff; Dude, whats that thing on your face?
Rob; Sandra taco squished me and left a snail trail.
A penis squished into Ians damp soggy pants whilst he has an orgasm
Dude that Julian just pancake squished.