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An ethical or moral code that applies more strictly to one group than to another
If you are overweight, you get made fun of, yet when you are skinny, you are praised.
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when one masterbates into ones own hand, and then procedes to eat it...this is typical of most Edmonton Alberta residents.
Guy from Edmonton: Man i'm all alone again tonight...and im hungry...great time for an Edmonton Standard
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A bunch of unwritten rules people should follow when it comes to dating, think Swingers meets Dr Phil. Most of these rules just end up causing annoyance, confusion, and failure within normal human beings.
- Cocky Guy: "A guy should wait a week before calling a girl after a first date"
- Egotistical Girl: "By then she would have found somebody else to go on a date with"
- Person with a Brain: "Seriously fuck the industry standard"
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1)literal meaning: to add a normal idea or opinion into a conversation.
2)sub-context: to discard something that has allready been deemed as standard.
3)conotations: to jizz,jerk or wank off.(derived from toss the salad)
4)a snack, toast and butter
'I maybe tossing the standard, but i'm goin to through jesus into the mix for ultimate mandem'
beth 'do you want a cup of builders tea?'
wendy 'na bitch toss the standard, i want earl grey...still'
'is andy upstairs tossing the salad?'
'tossin the standard!'
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When you are so desperate you will fuck anything with legs, it doesn't even matter if it's male or female. Most times fat chicks with love handles bigger than their breasts.
After a hard day at work Chris thought he'd head over the the local hang out for fat chicks and revert to Marr's standard.
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The world's worst monetary instrument, that Ron Paul and his supporters want us to return to, for reasons unknown.
The gold standard caused a huge collapse in the money supply, restricted monetary policy, caused enormous deflation, and exacerbated the problems of the Great Depression.
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