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1. the outter part of your butthole.
1. there was poop all over her stinky star.
A young lady who is a combonation of beutiful, sweet and funny.
I really miss my tickle star.
I was up all night last night with this tickle star.
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A musical duo who specialize in drone-based ambient music. Their sound has been described as "divine, classical drone without the tedious intrusion of drums or vocals."
The best music to relax or fall asleep to.
Maelstrom: What is "the lid" (referring to Stars of the Lid)? Is this like the lid of a jar?
Brian McBride: Yikes, no.
Maelstrom: Ok, so then what is it?
Brian McBride: It's your own personal cinema, located between your eye and eyelid.
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An idea from one of Cate Wurtz's "lamezine" comics, a mysterious force/entity. It only appears once every thousand years or so. If you touch it, it causes the worst pain that can be felt by a human, but only for a short moment.
Is the experience worth pain of everything falling apart? Do you take the rare opportunity to experience the pain the pain star brings, just to have the experience?
A pain star has entered your house, but what are you going to do about it?
Are you going to touch it? It only happens once every thousand years
Maybe even two thousand years
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Something that is a constant and dependable in an ever changing world.
Terry's life turned upside down when his father shaved his mustache. It was their family's North Star.
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When a woman is fellating a man, the man pulls out just before ejaculation and immediately slaps her on the cheek with an open palm and spread fingers. He then proceeds to test his marksmanship by attempting to ejaculate on the red star-shaped mark left on her cheek from the slap.
While out for a late night nature walk, Bryan stumbled on Kyle performing a dutch star on a dirty girl in the woods outside of the Junipine Resort.
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While playing a game of Texas Hold'em on Pokerstars you get your chips all in with a huge advantage only to see the typical runner runner miracle cards that make you shout in disgust and feel like you have just taken a big fat stiffy in the bum.
Yo Mikey Holla, "I was playing Pokerstars last night and called a preflop raise with 55, the flop was Q5Q, so i bet and he pushes all in! I call and donk has AK! Thinking I have him right where I want the turn brings another Q and the river shows the final Q!!!!!!!!"
Mikey Holla, "Typical! You just got dealt the Stars Stiffy!"
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