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1. (Noun, Slang). A five-dollar bill used to purchase coffee or other needless items with inflated prices.
2. (Noun, Slang). A service rendered for the amount of $5, any service that you may attribute the value of only five dollars. A medial, mundane, or demeaning task.
3. (Noun, singular). An over-priced drink at a coffee-mill made by foreign child-laborers.
4. (Verb, Slang). A term used to express a punch from an open-hand attack. As the palm makes contact, the fingers stab the surrounding area of the target, making extra asskickin power.
5. (Noun, plural). The designated amount of American Currency used to purchase exactly 1 (one) cup of tasty coffee from the largest coffee chain in the Universe. One Green, Aberham Lincoln, $5 bill. The equivalent of one tank of gas for your car at it's peak time.
1. "Hey, check out this awesome rap CD I bought in the alley from a crack-dealer for just a Starbuck!"
2. Samantha - "Hey, can you pick up my jacket from the cleaners?"
Mike - "Sure, I'll do it for a Starbuck..."
Samanatha - "No way, dude... I'm never washin your whites again!"
3. "Oops! I gotta go, I'm late for work and I still gotta grab a Starbuck before I get back to my stupid job!"
4. "You keep runnin your mouth, and Ima starbuck you in the chin, muthafucka!
5. Jim - "Hey, do you have 5 bucks I can borrow for gas so I can get to work?"
Sally - "Sorry... This is my last $5 bucks and I haven't had my coffee..."
Jim - "What?!"
Sally - "I can't... IT'S my LAST StarBUCK!"
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to quote Lewis Black, "the end of the universe as we know it".
I was in Dallas awhile ago, and i saw a Starbucks. I think "oh hey, no big deal" right? But when I turn around, guess what I see? Another Starbucks! Theres a starbucks across the street from another starbucks! And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the end of the universe.
<condensed version of "Starbucks" off the cd "The End of the Universe">
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to rapidly expand a franchise globally, often pushing the local competitors out of business in the process.
KFC, McDonalds, and 7 Eleven have already starbucked their way across Asia, and will probably starbuck completely around the world very soon.
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a sexy and/or flirtatious male barista
I don't know what's hotter, my latte or that starbuck who made it!
I seated myself at a table in the coffee shop where I could get a good view of the starbuck behind the counter.
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adj. To visit, purchase and then consume drinks from Starbucks.
Starbuck - Future tense
Starbuckking - Present tense
Starbucked - Past tense
Fut. I am going to Starbuck my way across Manhattan.
Present. I am starbuckking my way across Manhattan.
Past. I starbucked my way across Manhattan.
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Someone who sits at a coffee shop for hours at a time trying to look all cool with their laptop.
That guy is always here. Total starbucker.
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A tiny person. They are so small that they are below your eyeline and you often run in to them. Theyre so delicate that if they ever got laid theyd be crushed.
Man I ollied in to that Starbuck today and almost killed him!
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